i had a dream last night that i was working at starbucks and steve rogers walked in and ordered an iced americano and i said “one iced americano for the iced americano" and then i woke myself up by laughing too hard at my own joke
Happy Bowser Day!!!
We’re nearing the end of Summer so I imagine the World’s Cutest Dad must look like sunburned Vacation Trash by now. I’m pretty sure Junior threw a tantrum so his dad would buy him ice cream AND bubble tea then ended up not wanting to finish either of them.
when the PE teacher makes you run
the x files + tumblr posts
robot friend who very diligently wakes you up every day after exactly 8 hours of sleep because you should be fully recharged by now and they are bored and miss you and want you to be awake and do stuff with them
"That’s the power of the Keyblade, I tell ya hwut"